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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington…
— Michele Bachmann
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Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets…
— Glenn Beck
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
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Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you…
— Bill Maher
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I was quitting…As I was taking those steps I was saying, ‘Somebody please stop me.’ Lionel Taylor, our receivers coach, said, ‘Hold…
— Joe Greene
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But can we please stop insisting that if low-wage workers earn a little bit more, unemployment will skyrocket and the economy will…
— Nick Hanauer
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If you don’t know how to fix it, please, stop breaking it.
— Severn Cullis-Suzuki
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All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.
— John Hodgman
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As I have traveled throughout my Congressional district, the one thing I heard loud and clear was simply please stop spending money…
— Tim Scott
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Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?
— Ernest Hemingway
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Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over…
— Douglas Coupland
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