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Molly Harper has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation…
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought…
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Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire…
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He is the very pineapple of politeness.
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Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
— W.C. Fields
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Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,…
— Mykelti Williamson
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Propose to an Englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the English…
— Charles Babbage
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I like pineapple. It's delightful.
— Sarah Drew
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought…
— Molly Harper
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I also learned to play Fruit Ninja on an iPad. It is quite hypnotic, and I hope one day to get past…
— Simon Hoggart
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I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes…
— Cynthia Nixon
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If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
— Karl Pilkington
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I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only…
— Jada Pinkett Smith
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Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or…
— Frances Mayes
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On the evenings when my parents held parties, the drawing-room mirrors multiplied to infinity the scintillations of a crystal chandelier. Mama would…
— Simone de Beauvoir
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