Molly Harper Quotes
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and…
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Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kitsâ€, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door.…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain who has no…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire would be embarrassed…
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