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• Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and… — Andrea Bocelli
• The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that… — Conrad Black
• I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working… — John Boehner
• My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner
• The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. — Edward de Bono
• The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to… — Brandon Boyd
• When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner
• I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar. — Malin Akerman
• I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of… — Jimmy Buffett
• We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
• Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar… — Jason Aldean

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