"Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including……" — Molly Harper
"Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart."
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Molly Harper
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12 Quotes by Molly Harper
Molly Harper has 12 quotes on this site.
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee',…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of…
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy…
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that…
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