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- I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned — Drake
- Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams
- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,… — Bill Maher
- All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps — Larry Holmes
- Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's… — Conan O'Brien
- I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's. — Scott Caan
- Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal… — Robert Anton Wilson
- I’ve only ever met one woman who actually was a prostitute of her own free will. She didn’t have a pimp. She… — Gloria Steinem
- My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst… — Mike Tyson
- Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm. — Christine O'Donnell
- The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free… — Kurt Vonnegut
- Psychics exploit the human beings' natural desire that longs for something higher. … The same way a pimp exploits the natural desire… — Christine O'Donnell