Bob Saget Quotes

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• I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do…
• I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to…
• I love my mom! You can too for $12!
• I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
• Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among…
• I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play…
• It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it…
• Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a…
• I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to…
• 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically…
• I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad…
• I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.'…
• I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I…
• It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of…
• Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's…
• The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's…
• There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other…
• What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing…
• Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm…
• I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you…

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