Pigs Quotes

467 Pigs quotes by 380 unique authors

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same boat and life wouldn't be so bad,… — Douglas Coupland
To the heavens on the wings of a pig. — John Steinbeck
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. — Robert A. Heinlein
Yes, you will. And I will warn you now that not their blood but your suspicion might build evil in them. They will be what… — John Steinbeck
All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds… — Antonin Artaud
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the… — John Stuart Mill
I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things… — Charles Bukowski
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
This book will prove the following ten facts: 1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there. 2. Pigs have… — Diana Wynne Jones
When in doubt, pig out! — Jim Davis
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. — Barack Obama
If I had a mind to rent pigs, I'd be mighty upset. A man that likes to rent pigs won't be stopped. — Larry McMurtry
Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig! — William Shakespeare
On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig farm and has… — John Mortimer
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"… — Roald Dahl
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what… — Stephen Sondheim
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly.… — Rick Riordan
choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. — James Patterson
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know… — Michael Buckley

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