Pigs Quotes

467 Pigs quotes by 380 unique authors

All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds… — Antonin Artaud
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the… — John Stuart Mill
I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things… — Charles Bukowski
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
This book will prove the following ten facts: 1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there. 2. Pigs have… — Diana Wynne Jones
When in doubt, pig out! — Jim Davis
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. — Barack Obama
If I had a mind to rent pigs, I'd be mighty upset. A man that likes to rent pigs won't be stopped. — Larry McMurtry
Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig! — William Shakespeare
On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig farm and has… — John Mortimer
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"… — Roald Dahl
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what… — Stephen Sondheim
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly.… — Rick Riordan
choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. — James Patterson
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know… — Michael Buckley
No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! — Lloyd Alexander
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?"… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
A God who counts minutes and pennies, a desperate sensual God, who grunts like a pig. A pig with golden wings, who falls and falls,… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have grown weary of literature: silence alone comforts me. If I continue to write, it’s because I have nothing more to accomplish in this… — Clarice Lispector
How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition? — Jasper Fforde
At one point, as Samuel urges Adam to raise his boys well regardless of the blood that might be in them, Adam tells him, "You… — John Steinbeck
When you're given a brilliant child you polish her and let her shine. Pigs in Heaven — Barbara Kingsolver
When Mary Lennox was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody said she was the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. It was… — Frances Hodgson Burnett
I believe I am becoming pathetic. I'll go further, I believe that I am in love with a flower-growing, wood-carving quarryman/carpenter/pig farmer. In fact, I… — Mary Ann Shaffer

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