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Pigs Quotes by Will Rogers
- Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must…
- You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the…
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- I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of… — Drew Barrymore
- Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two… — Joe Barton
- A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult… — John Berger
- Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his allies, we passed some of… — Joe Biden
- Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce
- Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake… — Ambrose Bierce
- I'm a selfish, little pig of a man. — Lewis Black
- Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. — Elayne Boosler