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• People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain… — Todd Barry
• You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles
• "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see… — John Green
• When I was 15, I left school to start a magazine, and it became a success because I wouldn't take no for… — Richard Branson
• I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about… — Ellen DeGeneres
• I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a… — Kristen Bell
• Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the… — Sharon Stone
• When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything… — Bill O'Reilly
• I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That… — Jarvis Cocker
• They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my… — Jasper Carrott
• Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that… — Donna Rice Hughes
• If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I… — Mindy Kaling

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