Phone Number Quotes

53 quotes by 48 authors

• People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand… — Todd Barry
• You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so… — Jenna Marbles
• "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight.… — John Green
• When I was 15, I left school to start a magazine, and it became a success because I wouldn't take no for an answer. I… — Richard Branson
• I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since… — Ellen DeGeneres
• I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though.… — Kristen Bell
• Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the AP English reading… — Sharon Stone
• When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or… — Bill O'Reilly
• I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange.… — Jarvis Cocker
• They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them… — Jasper Carrott
• Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had… — Donna Rice Hughes
• If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous… — Mindy Kaling
• Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack… — Zack Ryder
• An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives. — Jean Kerr
• I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but… — Marcia Wallace
• Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other… — George Burns
• I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts. — Rob Kardashian
• I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number. — David Letterman
• Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal… — Al Franken
• When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no idea… — Sherri Shepherd

Who Wrote These Phone Number Quotes

48 authors contributed a total of 53 Phone Number Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 4 Phone Number Quotes by Brandon Mccaw
• 2 Phone Number Quotes by John Green
• 2 Phone Number Quotes by Glen Rambharack
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Edward Snowden
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Bill Walsh
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Robin Williams
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Arina Tanemura
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Jodi Picoult
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Steve Martin
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Richard Paul Evans
• 1 Phone Number Quote by James Patterson
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Celia Imrie
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Robert Osborne
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Todd Barry
• 1 Phone Number Quote by William Pepper
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Jenna Marbles
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Scientist Dumi
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Abhishek Tiwari
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Richard Branson
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Gabriel Smug
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
• 1 Phone Number Quote by MrCountry
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Kristen Bell
• 1 Phone Number Quote by Charlescliq