Phone Number Quotes
53 quotes by 48 authors
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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand…
— Todd Barry
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You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so…
— Jenna Marbles
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"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight.…
— John Green
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When I was 15, I left school to start a magazine, and it became a success because I wouldn't take no for an answer. I…
— Richard Branson
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though.…
— Kristen Bell
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Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the AP English reading…
— Sharon Stone
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When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or…
— Bill O'Reilly
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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange.…
— Jarvis Cocker
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They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them…
— Jasper Carrott
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Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had…
— Donna Rice Hughes
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If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous…
— Mindy Kaling
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Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack…
— Zack Ryder
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An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.
— Jean Kerr
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I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but…
— Marcia Wallace
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other…
— George Burns
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I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts.
— Rob Kardashian
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I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.
— David Letterman
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal…
— Al Franken
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When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no idea…
— Sherri Shepherd
Who Wrote These Phone Number Quotes
48 authors contributed a total of 53 Phone Number Quotes, led by these top contributors: