"They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch……" — Jasper Carrott

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• Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame? — Bruce Bawer
• I used to say to my auntie, 'You throw my fu*kin' poetry out, and you'll regret it when I'm famous,'… — John Lennon
• I had no interest in fashion when I was younger. I was such a tomboy. I loved soccer, as you… — Cara Delevingne
• Auntie Phyl's last months in the care home were extra pieces. Age is unnecessary. Some of us, like my mother,… — Margaret Drabble
• On a fading summer evening, late in the last hours of his old life, Peter Jaxon-son of Demetrius and Prudence… — Justin Cronin
• I wanted to be a war reporter - scrabbling around, exposing things. I didn't want to go to university, I… — Nina Bawden
• When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know… — Sherri Shepherd
• I think I should get a bigger between-the-song persona, so then I'm not wandering around the stage like some mad… — Florence Welch
• Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Each person is made of five different elements, she told me. Too much fire and you had a bad temper.… — Amy Tan
• I had always assumed we had an unspoken understanding about these things: that she didn't really mean I was a… — Amy Tan
• You were loved because God loves, period. God loved you, and everyone, not because you believed in certain things, but… — Anne Lamott

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