Phone Quotes

1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors

My life isn't that dramatic. My dad really loves me, he just can't talk on the phone. He's too crippled and shy, and that's almost… — Joey Lauren Adams
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call.… — Elizabeth Jane Howard
If I'm watching my son play soccer, that's what I'm doing. If I'm going to a school concert, that's what I'm doing. I turn the… — Gail Kelly
Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake.... During a recent landfill… — William Rathje
After Nicholas hung up the phone, he watched his mother carry buckets and garden tools across the couch grass toward a bed that would, come… — Stephen M. Irwin
Isn't food important? Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing… — Ann Coulter
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. — Garry Shandling
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'. — Jimmy Carr
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. — David Letterman
A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching. — Dave Kerpen
Voice is the je ne sais quoi of spirited writing. It separates brochures and brilliance, memo and memoir, a ship's log and The Old Man… — Constance Hale
I have a playlist of farts on my phone. — Lena Headey
I just got my phone back yesterday. My mom had it for two days. I was supposed to read a book and I really wanted… — Chloe Grace Moretz
I don’t use a ring of any kind on my phone. This is so that I am always on offense and never defense. — Dave Morin
Motorola has led the mobile phone industry in turning our vision of low- cost, yet quality, handsets for the developing world into a reality. In… — Unknown Author
At the start of 2005 the idea of downloading a song to a mobile phone was an idea, by the end of the year it… — John F. Kennedy
I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings. — Joel Madden
Everywhere we look, the world urges us to turn on the radio or TV, to make a phone call, to see a movie. Many of… — James O. Freedman
I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is… — Richard Simmons
I used to be a superhero; no one could touch me, not even myself. You are like a phone booth I somehow stumbled into, and… — Ani DiFranco
Burning up the phone until there's nothing left to say, so I lay here and just listen to you breathe. Girl you know it's only… — Toby Keith
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because… — Jennifer Lawrence
If he checks your phone bills or shopping receipts, something isn't right. Controlling your partner in any way is unhealthy. I've been with my girlfriend… — Ashley Banjo
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? — Shelley Long
In the antiseptic world we try to purge ourselves of difficult things. Don't dwell on it, switch off the light and go home. But this… — Jeanette Winterson

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