Phone Quotes

1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors

Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy. — Seth Godin
We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the… — Giovanni Ribisi
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the… — Jack Handey
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to… — Jack Handey
The difference between listening to a radio sermon and going to church...is almost like the difference between calling your girl on the phone and spending… — Dwight L. Moody
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange.… — Jarvis Cocker
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. — Rachel Perry
I called all the major network news bureaus, including Public Radio, and reported ozone AIDS cures coming out of Europe. Not a single reporter or… — Ed McCabe
Unlike the phone system, which is engineered around an application, the Internet layered model allows you to, in essence, separate applications from infrastructure. — Michael K. Powell
The simple act of having a camera, not a cell phone, but a camera-camera, there’s a kind of a heightened perceptional awareness that occurs. Like,… — Jerry Uelsmann
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler
Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for… — Calvin Trillin
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them… — Jasper Carrott
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit,… — Maddox
If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it as he would… — Mark Forsyth
Inside all of us, we know the truth of life that there's something more than the next new cell phone or gadget or relationship and… — Jon Foreman
We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records. — Jay Leno
In a time where the world is becoming personalized, when the mobile phone, the burger, everything has its own personal identity, how should we perceive… — Unknown Author
I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one. There was this selfie that… — Kim Kardashian
If you looked at their cable bill, their telephone, their cell phone bill, other things they're spending money on, it may turn out that, it's… — Barack Obama
Love was like rain: it turned into ice, or it disappeared. Now you saw it, now you couldn't find it no matter how hard you… — Alice Hoffman
What the dead don't know piles up, though we don't notice it at first. They don't know how we're getting along without them, of course,… — Roger Angell
When I heard Jonathan [Cole's agent] repeat the figure of £55k-a-week, I nearly swerved off the road. 'He is taking the p**s, Jonathan!' I yelled… — Ashley Cole
I won't be able to live without my guitar, my phone or my boots on tour. — Skylar Laine
The iPhone is not and never was a phone. It is a pocket-sized computer that obviates the phone. The iPhone is to cell phones what… — John Gruber

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