Phone Quotes

1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors

I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax. — Seth Green
I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be… — Faith Ford
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with… — Bill Engvall
Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the AP English reading… — Sharon Stone
You have to take into account it was the cell phone that became what the modern-day concept of a phone call is, and this is… — Giovanni Ribisi
The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out… — Robert Downey, Jr.
If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up. — Jean-Claude Van Damme
The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook — Sean Astin
I get on Twitter, one of my routines during the day, if I'm home is, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, turn on… — Blake Shelton
Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car. — Jack Lemmon
I was sitting in a caf in London with my husband and baby daughter when my phone rang with the news! I feel so incredibly… — Mireille Enos
I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually… — Aisha Tyler
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records. — Jay Leno
A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, or any social… — Jay Leno
I told my mother at about the seventh year of therapy that I had been abused sexually by my father, and she hung up the… — Anne Heche
My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your phone searching to… — Jason Aldean
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to… — Ben Feldman
I think my first bout of that was when I was doing me and My Girl, funnily enough. I really didn't change my clothes or… — Emma Thompson
These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book — Courtney Love
I set it off with my own rhyme / cause I'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time — Unknown Author
The last time I saw this many doctors was in 1982 at the NFL Combine. They flew me in, put me in a nice hotel… — Rob Brown
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and… — Mike Nichols
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. — Mae West
I was working at a phone company. I got tired of my life and wanted to change it, so I did — Chi McBride

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