Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

The men and woman who make the best boon companions seem to have given up hope of doing something else...some defect of talent or opportunity… — John Jay Chapman
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. — Robert Breault
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if were put here on… — Russell Hoban
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the… — John Burroughs
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists… — Victor Hugo
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. — Evan Esar
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. — Unknown Author
I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People always feed and pet you. They don't… — Unknown Author
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. — Unknown Author
If someone points out to you that your pet theory of the universe is in disagreement with Maxwell's equations-then so much the worse for Maxwell's… — Arthur Eddington
One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the… — Shirley Ann Grau
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase
Ask the beasts and they will teach you the beauty of this earth. — Francis of Assisi
Cancer is such a frightening and emotional roller coaster. It's a ride we all want to get off! My best advice is, find the 'glue'… — Unknown Author
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the dead bodies of… — Miguel de Cervantes
I could discern clearly, even at that early age, the essential difference between people who are kind to dogs and people who really love them. — Frances Power Cobbe
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. — Unknown Author
I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears than when my old dog - completely exhausted after a hard day in the… — Gene Hill
Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man. — D. H. Lawrence
When we admit our vulnerability, we include others. If we deny it, we shut them out. — May Sarton
After a lifetime of affectionate regard for dogs and many years of close observation and reflection, I have reached the conclusion that dogs feel more… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

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