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- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
- At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going… — Jessica
- 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as… — Jenna Marbles
- Ok I am willing to get Circumcised. The surgical removal of the foreskin from my penis, if that is what it will… — Glen Rambharack
- I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
- Women are from stars, men are from penis. — Vanna Bonta
- I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. — Signourney Weaver