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- 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as… — Jenna Marbles
- Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie! — Sarah Moores
- Life is to short. So is your penis. — Camilia
- Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter Bretter: [sarcastically]… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater — Superbad
- Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan — Superbad
- Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking! — Beavis And Butthead
- Michael Oher listen to me, all right? I want you to enjoy yourself but if you get a girl pregnant out of… — The Blind Side