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- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
- Penis ^_^ — Ashley
- You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
- Penis tiny — Drake
- At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going… — Jessica
- 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as… — Jenna Marbles
- I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your… — Zach Taylor