Peanuts Quotes

169 quotes by 145 authors

Disneyland really began when my two daughters were very young. Saturday was always Daddy's Day and I would take them to the merry-go-round, and sit… — Walt Disney
When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting… — David Letterman
Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a peanut, you would… — Sandra Newman
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to… — Matt Groening
I've been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that… — Mike Ditka
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's… — Rashida Jones
Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. — Maggie Lawson
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew… — Robert E. Lee
Anybody who can afford a box of business cards can afford a Web site. Any company with an 800 number can move its services to… — Nathan Myhrvold
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to… — Patton Oswalt
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I… — Julia Roberts
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz
My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on… — Sherri Shepherd
The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of… — Sylvester Stallone
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

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