Peanuts Quotes

169 quotes by 145 authors

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles
In 1976, Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer; carried his own suitcase, imagine that - somewhat tapped America's durable but shallow reservoir of populism. By 1980,… — George Will
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott
The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
We are so limited, you have to use the same word for loving Rosaleen as you do for loving Coke with peanuts. Isn't that a… — Sue Monk Kidd
On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies… — Jhumpa Lahiri
You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in little silver bags, I mean. It's looking out of the windows at the… — Neil Gaiman
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children,… — Betty Friedan
Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume
You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both… — Rick Riordan
It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as if ancient societies… — Edward Said
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the… — Lynda Barry
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich
A broken heart in real life isn't half as dreadful as it is in books. It's a good deal like a bad tooth, though you… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Charles M. Schulz
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't… — Dave Barry
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or… — George Washington Carver
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben
...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more Indian than the… — Zadie Smith
I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a… — Wendy Mass

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