Peanuts Quotes

169 quotes by 145 authors

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo
Danger comes in many forms, I suppose. For some people, it might be jumping off a bridge or climbing impossible moutains. For others, it could… — David Levithan
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize… — Janet Evanovich
Is Tyson okay?" I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though "peanut butter"… — Rick Riordan
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz
Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for… — Andrea Gibson
Ah. Medieval-style ransom.â€ Toot looked confused. â€œHe did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of you. Right over… — Jim Butcher
Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warriorâ€™s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths â€“ probably â€˜FOR POSEIDON!â€™… — Rick Riordan
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs
It sounds strange, somewhat on the line between irony and absurdity, to think that people would rather label and judge something as significant as each… — Erin Gruwell
There are big bad wolves all over the world who tremble at the sound of his name, yet a little puny coyote girl peanut-buttered the… — Patricia Briggs
Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter'… — Rick Riordan
My mind reels with sarcastic replies. — Charles M. Schulz
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. — James Goldsmith
Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I mean, you don't put M&M's peanuts with M&M's plain. — Tupac Shakur
If you give people peanuts, you get monkeys. So if you want good people that are highly qualified, make the amount of money available for… — Lindsay Fox
As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry… — Julie Klausner
I think it is absolutely crazy in this day and age that I have to go through a trial and error method to see if… — Anne Wojcicki
We played for peanuts. But we did what we wanted to do, we heard what we wanted to hear, we performed what we wanted to… — Steve Lacy
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar. — Mickey Spillane

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