Party Quotes

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A blue dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog. And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing to follow his party… — Mike Thompson
To plead for the Oppress'd and to defend the Weak seem'd to me a generous undertaking; for tho' it may be secure, 'tis not always… — Mary Astell
Every voting choice you exercise ought to be for the candidate, platform, party, or policy that will best represent the values of the kingdom of… — Tony Evans
When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often. — Jack Handey
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but… — Jack Handey
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's… — Jack Handey
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
I look at my sons' little faces, and I want to be their superhero. I don't want them to have to look outside to a… — Lashinda Demus
One of the major principles is that Soviet literature must be inseverably linked with the policy of the Communist party — Nikita Khrushchev
Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but… — Mark Twain
In this court the parties changed positions as nimbly as if dancing a quadrille. — Robert H. Jackson
To succeed inside a political party, one must cultivate an ability to sit still and remain polite while foolish people speak nonsense — Morton Blackwell
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first… — Unknown Author
I never played politics, I was never a party girl, and I never slept with any of the producers. — Ann Miller
Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides, there… — Vivien Leigh
In January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of 'The Birthday Party' at… — Tom Stoppard
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. — Yigal Azrouel
At your next dinner party, try playing the following game. Challenge everyone around the table to produce a single drug that can cure people of… — Lynne McTaggart
A proper family diary with everyone's events and parties in it really helps organise the household. — Anthea Turner
The Democratic chairman doesn't need to be a household name. Most people didn't know who Ron Brown was when he was chairman of the Democratic… — Susan Estrich
[Not achieving a nuclear test ban] would have to be classed as the greatest disappointment of any administration of any decade, of any time and… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
It doesn't really matter what party you come from. I think the people appreciate that and they know that you're working together, that you can… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party — Unknown Author

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