Parenting Quotes

853 Parenting quotes by 584 unique authors

Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them. — John Boehner
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. — Derek Bok
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they… — Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. — Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. — Erma Bombeck
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. — Erma Bombeck
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. — Erma Bombeck
Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims; to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him… — Nadia Boulanger
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and… — Matthew Broderick
I had no idea that mothering my own child would be so healing to my own sadness from my childhood. — Susie Bright
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
My parents are my backbone. Still are. They're the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40. — Kobe Bryant
I realize that of all people, I am no expert on parenting or marriage. — Mika Brzezinski
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. — Pearl S. Buck
If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of… — Luther Burbank
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. — George Burns
I'm worried about parents who aren't parenting. — Barbara Bush
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then… — Elias Canetti
Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken. — Orson Scott Card
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin
There is no job more important than parenting. This I believe. — Benjamin Carson
The parenting bit is much harder than the acting bit. You just never know what to do. — Helena Bonham Carter
When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. — George Washington Carver

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