Own Ass Quotes by Anthony Bourdain

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• It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must… — Michel de Montaigne
• I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me… — The Undertaker
• But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few… — Anthony Bourdain
• You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass! — John Marston
• In the New World, you'll kick your own ass and I'll wash my own brain. I'll be my own parents and you'll… — Rob Brezsny
• To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its… — Anne Lamott
• I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman
• The men who have gotten women pregnant need to be accountable if we are. If we are going to jail, the men… — Neko Case
• I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my… — Adam Brody
• I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary
• I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja
• If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours? — Nicole Hill

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