Own Ass Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must walk. And on… — Michel de Montaigne
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker
But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency… — Anthony Bourdain
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass! — John Marston
In the New World, you'll kick your own ass and I'll wash my own brain. I'll be my own parents and you'll be you own… — Rob Brezsny
To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its… — Anne Lamott
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman
The men who have gotten women pregnant need to be accountable if we are. If we are going to jail, the men are coming too.… — Neko Case
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass. — Adam Brody
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary
I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja
If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours? — Nicole Hill
Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off! — The Undertaker
If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass! — Adam Sandler
I always serve the writer first because I'm English trained, even though I'm American. I don't protect my own ass, I protect the writer's ass… — Robert Englund
I'm sorry, does it hurt your own back to kiss your own ass like that? F@k off ex, you ain't coming back!!! — Ronnz Michael
BESIDE A PLACE NUMBERING NOW OVER TENTH YEAR CLOSE COMMUNICATION BROTHER TO BROTHER LUCK ON MY END EVERY SPOKEN POINT ACROSS HIS IS FIRST STRESS… — Charles PARKINS
Alot of peoples talk shit behind the computer but soon as you meet up with them they softer then the tissue I use to wipe… — Frenchqueen

Who Wrote These Own Ass Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 18 Own Ass Quotes as follows: