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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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I'm a bit of a night owl because that's when I feel the most creative and alive.
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The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk.
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The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He…
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Thus will we deal with life, my little help-meet. Will we not, eh? What though it blink at us like an owl…
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I think I'm a tiny bit like Harry 'cos I'd like to have an owl. Yeah, that's the tiny bit, actually.
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If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
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Then what shall I write? I can't just write that this happened then this happened then this happened to boring infinitum. I'll…
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When a person hasn't in him that which is higher and stronger than all external influences, it is enough for him to…
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It is daffodil time, so the robins all cry, For the sun's a big daffodil up in the sky, And when down…
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