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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Popular Orangutan quotes from across the collection:
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
— Honore de Balzac
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The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.
— Ben Jonson
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Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
— Calvin Trillin
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Most people know that forests are the lungs of our planet, literally playing a critical role in every breath we take. And…
— Chris Noth
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'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.
— Jana Oliver
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Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out…
— Terry Pratchett
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Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.
— Willie Smits
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I must stress, basically, the very fact that we do have orangutan rehabilitation means that we have failed to do what is…
— Willie Smits
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Bitches all on my jock, they want my Dang-a-lang. Swinging all on my nuts like an orangutan.
— Ludacris
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Karta, an orangutan at a zoo in Australia, escaped from her enclosure on Sunday, after she short-circuited an electric fence and broke…
— Seth Meyers
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