Orangutan Quotes
10 quotes by 9 authors
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
— Honore de Balzac
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The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.
— Ben Jonson
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Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
— Calvin Trillin
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Most people know that forests are the lungs of our planet, literally playing a critical role in every breath we take. And that they're also…
— Chris Noth
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‎'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.
— Jana Oliver
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Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible,…
— Terry Pratchett
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Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.
— Willie Smits
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I must stress, basically, the very fact that we do have orangutan rehabilitation means that we have failed to do what is really important, and…
— Willie Smits
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Bitches all on my jock, they want my Dang-a-lang. Swinging all on my nuts like an orangutan.
— Ludacris
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Karta, an orangutan at a zoo in Australia, escaped from her enclosure on Sunday, after she short-circuited an electric fence and broke free. She then…
— Seth Meyers
Who Wrote These Orangutan Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 10 Orangutan Quotes as follows: