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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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In the olden days, everybody sang. You were expected to sing as well as talk. It was a mark of the cultured…
— Leonard Bernstein
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The people who are worried about privacy have a legitimate worry. But we live in a complex world where you're going to…
— Michael Bloomberg
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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the…
— Unknown Author
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In olden times, when wishing still helped...
— Jacob Grimm
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Little Wing is like one of these beautiful girls that come around sometimes ... you play your gig; it's the same thing…
— Jimi Hendrix
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In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. Now, Heaven knows, anything goes. The world has gone…
— Cole Porter
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Spake full well, in language quaint and olden, One who dwelleth by the castled Rhine, When he called the flowers, so blue…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Slavery was regarded by Aristotle as an ordinance of nature, and so probably was it by the slaves themselves in olden time.
— Alfred Marshall
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would…
— Jack Handey
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And though age and infirmity overtake me, and I come not within sight of the castle of my dreams, teach me still…
— Max Ehrmann
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I am not one who was born in the custody of wisdom; I am one who is fond of olden times and…
— Gustave Courbet
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