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Bill Murray has 106 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh,…
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The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick…
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It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is…
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You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for…
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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!
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My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New…
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The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as…
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But…
— Robert Downey, Jr.
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I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.
— Jens Lehmann
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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
— Carrot Top
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Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.'…
— Bill Murray
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Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and…
— Lorrie Moore
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Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B,…
— Marissa Meyer
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Fuck my old girlfriend. Im ready for the new. Someone who will try to make it last because Im finally moving on…
— Superman
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Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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