Old Girlfriend Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as… — Robert Downey, Jr.
• I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann
• It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top
• Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but… — Bill Murray
• Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your… — Lorrie Moore
• Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B, which is to… — Marissa Meyer
• Fuck my old girlfriend. Im ready for the new. Someone who will try to make it last because Im finally moving on from my past. — Superman
• Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. -Chazz — Blades Of Glory

Who Wrote These Old Girlfriend Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Old Girlfriend Quotes as follows:

• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Robert Downey, Jr.
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Jens Lehmann
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Lorrie Moore
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Superman
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Blades Of Glory
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Carrot Top
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Bill Murray
• 1 Old Girlfriend Quote by Marissa Meyer