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Old Quotes by Robert Benchley
- In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
- There is probably no moment more appalling than that in which the tongue comes suddenly upon the ragged edge of a space from which the…
- The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the…
- A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and…
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