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She goner make me tear da K and da B offa dis K mart

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HELL-LER !
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable…
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here.
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is…

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She goner make me tear da K and da B offa dis K mart — Madea
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