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Off Quotes by Zach Braff
- I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I…
- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
- I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer…
- I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so…
- I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach…
- If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not…
- I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And…
- I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it.…
- People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
- It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever…
- One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying…
- I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
- I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
More Off Quotes
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- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows