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Off Quotes by Bob Hope
- My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
- Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
- Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
- Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
- The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an…
- When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off…
- The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
- When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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