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- A 5 yr. old's definition of nursery school: "A place where they teach children who hit, not to hit, and children who… — James E. Myers
- I was raised to volunteer: nursing homes, clinics, church nurseries, school, everywhere that could use help. It's such an intrinsic part of… — Debby Ryan
- If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk. — Leon Botstein
- Cynicism has all the smart words on it's side; idealism uses a nursery school dictionary. — Michael Arditti
- The highest pay cheque my mother ever received funded the building of a nursery school in Shepherd's Bush - the school cost… — Joely Richardson
- Combine nursing homes with nursery schools. Bring very old and very young together: they interest one another. — John Cage
- I hope that I state your case fairly: One of my great fears is misrepresenting you, even to myself, now that you… — Michael Arditti
- Nursery schools and bars at 2 a.m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up… — Jim Gaffigan
- I did a series of classes in psychology (at the institute), .. The students that came to that class had children. And… — Dorothy Nolte
- My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my… — Zooey Deschanel
- When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said… — Natalie Portman
- As I searched the atlas for somewhere to run to, Hugh made a case for his old stomping grounds. His first suggestion… — David Sedaris