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72 Nipples quotes by 60 unique authors

It's not brave to do something that doesn't scare you. Performing in sex scenes that I direct, exposing a flash of my weird puffy nipple,… — Lena Dunham
I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails fall off or… — Ryan Reynolds
A Hamburger is warm and fragrant and juicy. A hamburger is soft and nonthreatening. It personifies the Great Mother herself who has nourished us from… — Tom Robbins
I pierced one nipple. Not both. Just one. She has it in the books and I wanted to get as many of the piercings as… — Rooney Mara
You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the… — Mark Hoppus
Faith is under the left nipple. — Martin Luther
The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is?… — Greg Gutfeld
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that… — Dave Attell
My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under… — Richard Dreyfuss
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. — Emo Philips
Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully! — Lauren Myracle
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis
This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set… — Douglas Adams
Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How’s this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.) — Kiersten White
The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. — Janet Evanovich
Griffin, please,” she whispered. “Do you want me?” he asked. “Yes!” She tossed her head restlessly. She’d explode if he didn’t give her release soon.… — Elizabeth Hoyt
The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate. — George R. R. Martin
Mircea leaned over to refill my wineglass, and a section of his bare chest showed under the robe, along with a hint of dusky nipple.… — Karen Chance
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless… — David Thorne
I would do violence for one glimpse of your naked breasts. Bleed for one taste of your nipple on my tongue. (Winter Makepeace) — Elizabeth Hoyt
He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't doing… — Jill Shalvis
Okay, so you want your other nipple pierced," she said pulling up a chair and getting her supplies ready. "She wants my other nipple pierced,"… — Abbi Glines
Simon stopped breathing until her forefinger touched his nipple, and then his hand shot up to cover hers. "I want you," he said. Her eyes… — Julia Quinn
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb. — Unknown Author
Even if a lie has hundred nipples, none of them gives milk. — Ilkin Santak

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