Ninja Quotes
- My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an easy… — Master Splinter
- Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
- Call mi old fashion a nuh everything mi like. Mi a gal wi ride pon yuh big. Ninja Bike Run any marathon inna mi site… — Lady Saw
- Im Nicki Minaj..Nicki Lawinski..Nicki tha ninja...nicki tha boss..nicki tha hijojukoo barbie lyk idk why u girls bother at this point.! Give it up its me..i… — Nicki Minaj
- I love ya ass like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya ass like the ninja turtles love pizza. — Drake
- Ninjas are like not normal — Unknown Author
- The most important ninja talent... is not the number of techniques one acquires. The most important thing... is a spirit that never gives up! — Jiraiya
- Omg!my purple ninja unicorns just got here and they stole my crayons! but don't worry. my mom is beating them up. — Your Mom
- When ninjas eat ice cream they don't get brain freeze the ice cream gets ninja freeze — Unknown Author
- Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;) — Myself
- If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I'd say — Unknown Author
- Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room! — Becca
- To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?' — Dane Cook
- I used to be obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was younger. So obsessed that every time I'd walk over a drain, I'd… — Josh Hutcherson
- I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial. — Morgan Webb
- Trust me...I'm a ninja! — Sharon
- The cat ninja :l — Andrew
- You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Ninja...vanish! -Tatsu — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from… — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Yee haw! Ninja cowboy! -Donatello — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington
- Keep Calm and NINJA ON — Master
- When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja — Ritu Ghatourey