Ninja Quotes

127 Ninja quotes by 89 unique authors

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the… — Rachel Caine
Sasori, your strength came because of your soul, not in spite of it... You were supposed to be a a top-class ninja puppeteer, not a… — Masashi Kishimoto
I need to talk to you. I had a weird dream." "Let me guess. You got tied up by lady ninjas. With big hooters." "Uh,… — Holly Black
We would not have hurt the child, even if she is our natural enemy. Nor would we have hurt you, if it could be helped.… — Rachel Vincent
Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? — Rachel Caine
P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trouble for doing ninja moves in class. Don't worry. This… — Rick Riordan
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And… — Richelle Mead
I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack… — James Dashner
Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. — Stephenie Meyer
Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we… — Rachel Caine
So, I heard you're this ninja or something. — Stephen Chbosky
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you… — Rachel Caine
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know, but…” “She could… — Derek Landy
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads. — Rob Thurman
I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones
There is a movement happening, a quiet one. A low-profile, low-resolution revolution. Comprised of writers and dreamers, of guerrilla artists and thought-ninjas. Those with something… — Erin Morgenstern
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the… — Jonathan Maberry
You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at… — Kathy Reichs
The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all. — John Green
You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. — Rick Riordan
Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that?… — Rick Riordan
Maybe you're graduating from fireballs to lightning bolts," Adrian suggested. "I bet it'd be a lot like throwing ninja stars. Except, well, you could incinerate… — Richelle Mead
Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. — Derek Landy
Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good. — Etgar Keret
Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her. That would be awesome. — Rainbow Rowell

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