Ninja Quotes

127 Ninja quotes by 89 unique authors

I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who grew up on… — Vanilla Ice
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. — Shaquille O'Neal
I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant… — Matt Smith
I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing. — Matt Smith
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have… — Christopher Moore
I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto — Masashi Kishimoto
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. — Etgar Keret
..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem… — Susan J. Douglas
What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her… — Shannon Hale
Including a mention of your impressive record....The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja. — Masashi Kishimoto
Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...! — Masashi Kishimoto
Hey...You.. What's life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage… — Masashi Kishimoto
Sure, in a ninja's world, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders...are lower than garbage. However...those who do not care for and… — Masashi Kishimoto
I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way! — Masashi Kishimoto
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag… — Laurell K. Hamilton
No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all… — Brian K. Vaughan
I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas. — Libba Bray
Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a… — John Green
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must… — Seth Grahame-Smith
It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred… — Richelle Mead
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make me use my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate. — Nick Harkaway
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I… — Tate Hallaway
Niten's eyes didn't move, but a trace of a smile curled his lips. "I do not need my eyes to tell me where I'm going."… — Michael Scott
Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting… — Alan Goldsher

Who Wrote These Ninja Quotes

89 authors contributed a total of 127 Ninja Quotes, led by these top contributors: