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Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own -…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was…
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All you nerds out there (me included) - don't always rely on stats for the perfect answer.
— Bobby Bragan
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The nerds are my favourite sort of boys - any guy with a passion - whether it be physics or film or…
— Teresa Palmer
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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned
— Kristen Bell
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Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.
— Kaley Cuoco
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When I was a boy I was called a nerd all the time — because I didn’t like sports, I loved to…
— Wil Wheaton
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I want to be the poster girl for engineers and computer nerds.
— Alessandra Torresani
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Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.
— Jonathan Lethem
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Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws…
— Dave Barry
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
— Roseanne Barr
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Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting…
— Phil Robertson
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In fact, the world needs more nerds.
— Ben Bernanke
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In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given... but we're cool nerds.
— Jonathan Krohn
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