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284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors

I'm in relationship. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my girlfriend finding bottles in the house or seeing his boyfriend completely… — Paritoshik Sharma
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use non-dairy topping! — Green Monk
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses look stupid and… — Green Monk
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk
I wish my girlfriend would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Green Monk
Lol, I love how my ex's used to brag saying 'We a couple' to many. I Google'd what couple REALLY meant. It said 'Two items… — Evan Ceaser
Thirty two years ago when we started dating, I asked you to be my girlfriend,when you said yes and held my hand tightly to your… — Michael Hayssus
My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good. — Unknown Author
Started with my girlfriend, ended with her homies. — Lil Wayne
Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so. — John Legend
Don't you go off into the new day with any doubt. Here's a summary of somethin' that you could smile about. Say for instance, my… — Gnarls Barkley
Won't you be my girlfriend? I'll treat you good. I know you hear your friends when they say you should. — Unknown Author
'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend. — Unknown Author
I collect movies, I still buy records constantly. I collect musical instruments and most of my time I spend making music, it's pretty much what… — Patrick Stump
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the… — Juno (The Movie)
I need my girl to look badder than my girlfriend. You know, the one that looks badder than her girlfriends. — Big Sean
My alarm clock is just like my girlfriend , each five minutes she has to bother me . — Unknown Author
My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. — Unknown Author
My girlfriend said to me, I will throw quarter to make you know that my family are not at home ... I spent the whole… — Loeen
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl… — Justin Bieber
If me and my girlfriend were fighting and she began to cry,I would just shutup and hold her. - Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber
My girlfriend was just accused of 'Fucking up the social ladder.' Aww, sounds like someone's upset they weren't a step. — Kevin Pereira
My home is in London. My girlfriend is in L.A. and I have two nationalities, so I can be either here or there, so it… — Andrew Garfield
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a… — Ben Affleck
I'm still scared of monsters, for God's sakes! When my girlfriend goes out of town, I sleep with the TV on. — Seth Rogen

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