Best My Girlfriend Lines

284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors

I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under a phony name,… — Denis Johnson
I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you should be more… — Sherman Alexie
Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."… — Rick Riordan
Now we'd known each other for two years, the side of my calf was touching his shins, and his stomach was against my ribs. He… — Nicole Krauss
Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn) Happy for you, bonebag…It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik) It was a lamp,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and my girlfriends want… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight."… — E. Lockhart
I think your girlfriends getting Jealous," Luce said, gesturing at the pair. "Which one?" He asked. "I didn't realise they were both your girlfriends." "Neither… — Lauren Kate
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you… — Meg Cabot
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. — Richelle Mead
We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy… — Simone Elkeles
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. " he turned from… — Richelle Mead
My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier — Alexandra Adornetto
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my… — Sarah Dessen
I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my… — Maggie Stiefvater
I slowly climbed back to my feet, walked back into the emergency department through the silently swishing glass doors, and, covered in my girlfriend's blood,… — Maggie Stiefvater
So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need to go out… — Sarah Dessen
They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From… — Rick Riordan
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make… — John Green
In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes on older guys… — Mindy Kaling
She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If… — Anthony Kiedis
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green
I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one who bailed you… — Abbi Glines
My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time. — Rick Riordan

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