Famous My Girlfriend Sayings

284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors

I really like you I really want to be my girlfriend Ima fight for you cause your the only one that I truly love and… — Eliaspelaez
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live in my pants. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate when I smile at my phone and raise my head and my girlfriend thinks I'm smiling at her. — Nikhil Saluja
I've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was… — Jonathan Banks
When I tried to get a little 'too close' to my girlfriend, Mildred. She told me she would rather get introduced to my parents as… — Jeromy Shingongo
I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja

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