My Butt Quotes

70 My Butt quotes by 62 unique authors

My boobs went from a 34C to an E. Now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even… — Kendra Wilkinson
Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face,… — Cindy Crawford
Well my family is really supportive of it all and is glad to see me on TV or on the big screen which is great.… — Kellan Lutz
It's awkward with Patrick because he's like my brother. As soon as the camera is off, I'm like, 'Is your hand on my butt?' But… — Ellen Pompeo
My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt
Your a diaper beacuse you are always on my butt and full of crap — Autumn Kohler
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin
WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole! -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2
Is it to much to ask for a boy who treats me right. Who doesn't just like me for my butt and my body. but… — Ritu Ghatourey
I love you with all my butt,I would say heart but my butt is bigger. — Me And Kaden
Trying to get my butt in gear, but I can't find the shifter. — Nishan Panwar
I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my butt. — Nikhil Saluja
But the damage is done. You brought back the pain. In the middle of all I'm already going through, this freaking, pain-in-my-butt, full of poop,… — Maddi Spiess
Somebody just touch my butt.. — Crapp
Life has picked me up, knocked me down, and even kicked my butt a few times. But I'm still here to say WHAT DOESN'T KILL… — Nishan Panwar
It's so much work to make a movie, and for me it has to get me off my butt. To get me actually writing you… — Rian Johnson
I had a feeling that someone was following me around all day, then I figured out that it was just my butt! — Nikhil Saluja

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