My Butt Quotes

70 My Butt quotes by 62 unique authors

Ok once upon a flag.. Their was 4 girls the really weired freak the lovely girl who gets tourtned 3 the sparkling water who is… — Myothersweetangel199 SparklingAngel25
My butt c; — Chelsia
MY DADDY USED TO ALWAYS SAY THIS IS GONNA HURT ME ALOT MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU...(REALLY DADDY..MY BUTT HURTS BAD, BET YOURS DONT!!) — Unknown Author
Wish I could lay up in the bed...but then I think about all the nice things I want, and what I'm trying to accomplish...So I… — C Williams
Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again — Kendrick Cole
My Grandmother?s Hands they are very nice The hands which spank my butt only twice Those hands that are so simple Those hands which made… — Sadie
I miss you with all my butt I would say heart but my booty is bigger — Austin Vanpelt
The house is clean, the kids are fed, I've scrubbed my butt now I'm off to bed. Goodnight friends, sleep with the angels — Julie Hernandez
I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably… — Teri Hatcher
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. — Reggie Jackson
Finally there was a moment when it just hit me. John wouldn't want me to sit on my butt for the rest of my life… — Kaley Cuoco
I don't want to bust my butt for the rest of my life, like my parents. — Jeremy London
I've got a big mole on my butt. It's true. — Gedde Watanabe
I'm not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games. — David Wells
I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't f*** up my sheets — Biggie
Im not a big crier. I probably only cried five or six times in my life and I think four of those times was from… — Nelly
If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt. — Kim Kardashian
Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
I have really sexy fake tittys,same goes for my butt — Nicki Minaj
YOU MEET ME YOU SEE ME BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE ME TO ALL MY BUTT ULGY (FAKE FRIENDS) NEVER A HATER ALWAYS A MONEY… — Unknown Author
We had a car wreck and I came to and seen my wife , I said honey are you hurt? she I'm split from my… — Virgil Estep
This game, this game, this game, this game taught me how to be a man. This game taught me if I get knocked down, I… — Deion Sanders
I don't have a project waiting on me that I have to bust my butt to get into shape for so it's more about how… — Hilary Duff
I have a white girl booty. I dont have a big butt. Id rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and… — Jessica Simpson
I'm blessed with a great family and great people around me that would be able to kick my butt if I ever for one minute… — Emma Stone

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