Muffin Quotes

49 Muffin quotes by 44 unique authors

You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one of them than… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car… — Nora Roberts
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what… — Madeleine L'Engle
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. — Veronica Roth
DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not uncomfortable, it’s not… — Libba Bray
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably… — Ilona Andrews
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d just… — Kelley Armstrong
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly… — Rick Riordan
she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your right.' 'then you… — Veronica Roth
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. — Edward Lear
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Unknown Author
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie
Swagga Muffin haha :D — Savannah J
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your full of shit.… — Zabi Khojazada
The Muffin Man :') — Jazzy
You're my muffin, in a world full of cupcakes. — Chloe
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue. — Kevin Hart
Swallow my kids Go And kiss they cousins, guess they kissin cousin, toya's kissin muffin, worse than that go home and kiss they cousin. — Camron
Do you know the muffin man!!!!!!!!! — Jonas Brothers
Look at nick, hes such a studd muffin! — Jonas Brothers
I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin'. — Beastie Boys
Peel your muffin cap back blue — Kevin Hart
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning.… — Chevy Chase

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