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- Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok
- Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo
- I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook
- Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie
- To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Nicolas Cage
- My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely
- When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin… — Heidi Klum
- A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz
- United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company. — Charles Dickens
- I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. — Kevin Kling
- My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. — Mark E. Smith
- A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I… — Denzel Washington