Mr Quotes

1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors

It is the policy of the Indian government: We can lament the lack of talent in the country because it is easier to do so.… — Mak_786
When a man cheats on his woman, He's an unfaithful dog; When a woman cheats on a man, He never tried hard enough to keep… — Ritu Ghatourey
We had a sick night bitches! -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Just let me do one bump, get my head straight. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone! -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Mr.Bean ~ the walking disaster.. Everybody's all time favourite.. — Sachithra
Mom your never here......why arnt you here..... why do you lie to me...... but its ok I had a dad that was my mom for… — Unknown Author
FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food... REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/ Mrs REAL… — Muniir Zero
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running,… — Nikhil Saluja
The geatest lesson about caring for others can be learnt by just watching mr.bean.. He never leaves his teddy behind.. — Sachithra
Some women waste too much time trying to make Mr. Wrong happy, and Mr. Wrong doesn't care about their happiness. — SONYA PARKER
Hey it's your world mr photographer I'm just trying to live in it. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
You can give Mr. Wrong everything you've got, but the only thing he'll give you is a broken heart. — SONYA PARKER
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show up to work. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not Mr.wise, I just keep in mind how terrible life can be. — Daniyal Butt

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